It's that time of year
Ireland's Greatest Hits in the CD player. Elvis' take on Danny Boy on Winamp. Yesterday, dressed up in green shirt, green jacket, and Pat hat (pictured left — ugly, isn't it?). Went downtown with Linz yesterday and saw the Chicago River dyed green for the parade. Stopped in at a packed Houlihan's next to the river. Drank a green beer. It's a good holiday.
If they can dye the river green today, why can't they dye it blue the other 364 days of the year? — Dep. Biggs, The Fugitive.
