April 22, 2002 8:34 PM

Dear random girl who was talking loudly on her cell phone

That is indeed so horrible that you have to stretch the man's leg for him. It is so ridiculous that you have to stand there and hold his leg. But what's so wrong about them videotaping this?

I think you should go out with the random boy who talks too loudly on his cell phone. Just imagine the conversations you could have.

[Cue ringtone of "Theme from A Summer Place."]

Thoughts?