As classy as sticking a finger in your mouth
The scene is the food court's sandwich booth, at lunchtime.
Customer approaches sandwich booth.
Employee: "Can I help you, ma'am?"
Customer: "Hi, do you have toothpicks?"
Employee: "What?"
Customer: "Do you have toothpicks?"
Employee: "No, sorry, you just get them with your sandwich."
Customer: "All right, thanks anyway!"
Customer continues to next booth.
