January 13, 2004 4:41 PM

Sounded like a train, but worse

Any song with Jamie Foxx singing should be treated with the same concern as any movie with Britney Spears acting. But now playing on MTV, the only redemptive value of the mindless, name-dropping Slow Jamz, by Twista and featuring Foxx and Kanye West, is the song's lone joke. To enjoy amid the thug-Xeroxed R&B:

"She got a light-skinned friend look like Michael Jackson

Got a dark-skinned friend look like Michael Jackson."

Thoughts?