June 2, 2004 4:05 AM

Worst idea yet today

Orange juice after blueberry cornbread.

In other news, the world's major media outlets tell me that Baby Jessica has grown up and graduated from high school. Having been seven years old at the time, I feel like I missed the boat. Maybe you do too. Please join me in a rendition of Generation Y's connection to Baby Jessica — We're Sending Our Love Down a Well from Radio Bart.

Thoughts?