God bless people who start with few capital letters
And then stop and never look back. People insist on caps in the middle or caps at the end to raise their voice, or they run all the way through the cut all the tone away from the visuals words provide.
THEY WAKE EACH morning on waterbeds, sashay to a buffet for breakfast, then go for a back massage. Each afternoon, they snack on chocolates before taking naps.
Sound good? Well, don't go trying to make a reservation at this spa, the guests here are all big fat Jersey cows.
Full story. Milk-milking man needs more of this life, and we all need more thoughtful restraint with capital letters, whether we're bringing lowercase livestock or arguments to save the world. Thanks to Jess for the link.
