August 20, 2006 12:16 PM

My kind of people

If I were 11 again, and even if not maybe still.

At first it was a bit jarring for Renee Zlotnick Kraft, Washington fur heiress and stalwart of the charity circuit, to be approached by strangers at traffic stops as she idled in her maroon Rolls-Royce.

Some wiseguy would turn and ask, in upper-crust deadpan, "Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?"

Washington obit.

Thoughts?