Apple is grape, not fade away
I'm sure I've blogged about my experiences here before, but for some reason I can't find them. Perhaps they have hidden themselves like memories that do not want to be found. Perhaps I just wrote about that week's corn maze instead.
From a recent edition of Red Eye: "The first bite into a Grapple actually isn't bad. In fact, it tastes like an apple. But I defy you to finish one. Pretty soon, the artificial sweetness is overwhelming. As is the smell, and, eventually, everything around it too. My wife's salad last night smelled like Grapple. My cubicle has been Grappled. I am now part man, part Grapple."
