My friend Adam or the Chicago Tribune's Skip Myslenski?
A Northwestern Wildcats lede guessing game.
Sample one:
There is no way to fully capture the Saturday festivities at Ryan Field, where Northwestern escaped with an improbable 36-31 victory over Nevada. To do that would take the space Tolstoy had to write "War and Peace."
Sample two:
Gather 'round and sit neatly on the story rug, children, because it's time once again for teacher to tell you the way it is. I hope your onesies aren't on too tight, and you've had a recent potty break, because it will take more than raised hand to interrupt the Gospel of Willie.
