September 12, 2007 7:18 PM

My friend Adam or the Chicago Tribune's Skip Myslenski?

A Northwestern Wildcats lede guessing game.

Sample one:

There is no way to fully capture the Saturday festivities at Ryan Field, where Northwestern escaped with an improbable 36-31 victory over Nevada. To do that would take the space Tolstoy had to write "War and Peace."

Sample two:

Gather 'round and sit neatly on the story rug, children, because it's time once again for teacher to tell you the way it is. I hope your onesies aren't on too tight, and you've had a recent potty break, because it will take more than raised hand to interrupt the Gospel of Willie.

Answer.

Thoughts?