Daughters become Love Boat
John Mayer, it's been a while since you've done anything this ridiculous. Sure, the news reports continue, but run-of-the-mill Mayer-bashing has never been my thing. I'm a Cooper, you see. And a "cooper" in ye olden days was a barrel maker. So, while others may take to John Mayer news like shooting ducks in a barrel, I'm concerned with making the best duck-shooting barrel possible.
A beautiful new barrel thus arrives today. Whitney is linking to the "Mayercraft Carrier" announcement. The Mayercraft Carrier is set to cruise with John, his musical friends and his biggest fans who don't want their money anymore. Hundreds of dollars they pay, for Mayer to be their Gilligan. I expect the first "Man overboard!" calls to begin in national waters.
