The best way to begin today
A largely monosyllabic review of The Hulk, via TMN's news feed.
"'Hulk. Smash!' Yes. Hulk. Smash. Yes. Smash. Big Hulk smash. Smash cars. Buildings. Army tanks. Hulk not just smash. Hulk also go rarrr! Then smash again. Smash important, obviously. Smash Hulk's USP. What Hulk smash most? Hulk smash all hope of interesting time in cinema. Hulk take all effort of cinema, effort getting babysitter, effort finding parking, and Hulk put great green fist right through it. Hulk crush all hopes of entertainment. Hulk in boring film."
It continues. In other news, as seen on a mid-commute sign, do not bring your pet trout to the McLean Community Center on June 14.
