September 29, 2008 7:42 PM

My new favorite newspaper ad ever

LIMITED EDITIONĀ $10 slacks. "Deluxe Woven Polyester … No-Roll Waist … Indestructible Zipper … 4 Deep No Hole Pockets … Don't spend time and gas running all over town! Don't spend $45 to $85 for lesser slacks! Join over 7 1/2 million demanding executives nationwide…"

6 responses ...

  1. Brigid says:

    Men get all the breaks!

  2. Patrick says:

    Oh, but does this retailer have deals for the ladies too. Three pairs for $21.99! Another style at two for $29.99!

  3. Brigid says:

    Touche! They have "marvelous moleskin" and "flattery slacks" !!! Just what I have been looking for! Nothing screams sexy more than elastic waistbands. I'll be placing an order today, wanna split the shipping? I'll order you the business slacks in 3 "executive" colors. :)

  4. Patrick says:

    Midnight Navy, Smokehouse Grey, Pitch Black? Those are some power colors right there. I bought and sold an industry just typing the names.

  5. Randy says:

    Haband slacks! My dad, who hated nothing more than going into a clothing store, loved Habands. I don't think he ever wore anything else once he retired. They're every bit as craptastic as you think, BTW…I used to be embarrassed for him when I saw him wearing those things.

  6. Brigid says:

    LOL!!! Randy that is a great story! You should borrow them and wear them to the grocery store as a social experiment! LOL! :)

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