Dear NPR
Watch out! Sweet potatoes aren't real potatoes! If a strange man in a mustache offers you a sweet potato pie, run! Run away! Run as fast as you can! We all know potatoes don't have legs. But, again, sweet potatoes are not real potatoes. Who knows what they're capable of.
December 22nd, 2008 at 10:28 AM
…and if the guy holding the pie has a blues harp, it's even worse.
December 22nd, 2008 at 12:05 PM
Look, I haven't told them about the harp yet. They're still trying to get used to me. Don't ruin it!
December 22nd, 2008 at 6:00 PM
This discussion makes me worry. There have to be people here and here who play the harp. And edit. And cook. What if you got there … and you found they already had a Randy?
December 23rd, 2008 at 11:47 AM
BTW, thank you for referring to that growth on my face as a 'mustache.'
December 23rd, 2008 at 11:53 AM
Sigh. It's all we could remember of you.