April 13, 2009 7:24 PM

Guaranteeing I'll see 'Crank 2'

Three interview quotes from Jason Statham, whose Chev Chelios fell out of a helicopter high in the sky and smashed into street pavement to conclude the first movie. 1) "This film is like the first one times 100. It's just ridiculous, which is what makes it so enjoyable." 2) "They steal my heart, scrape me off the street and start me up. It's actually quite disturbing, but it's a lot of fun." 3) "I think we should do Crank 3 in 3-D. Then I could fall out of a helicopter and literally land on the audience."

Thoughts?