You did not win the new ice cream contest
Unless you're the one particular dude with a suburban Detroit improv joint who won. His essay got him $100k and, as mentioned in this blog previously, a role in introducing the new Edy's flavor, "Red, White & No More Blues." The flavor has strawberry and blueberry swirls mixed in vanilla ice cream, with a "Recovery never tasted so good" badge on it.
June 30th, 2009 at 2:16 PM
My guess is that since Friday night was the night of the crazy thunderstorm that killed folks up at Conn Ave/ East-West Hwy, that a gust of wind picked up a projectile and hurled it at your window.
June 30th, 2009 at 2:17 PM
whoops – wrong story
June 30th, 2009 at 10:00 PM
And you have no thoughts on the ice cream at all? I know you're lactose intolerant, but you're so bullshit tolerant. Come on now.