Are free drinks enough to offset bad movies? Yes. It's a busy 6 a.m. at the Frankfurt airport, and that's my best European travel lesson so far. While Lufthansa seatback screens may go heavy for the chick flicks and kid stuff, the steady wine pours, a chocolate mousse and an after-meal brandy should be a lesson to the industry. A lesson! If Lufthansa could do some trades with Virgin, we'd be close to the world's perfect airline.
The plane was packed, but my seat choice yesterday morning lucked out with an empty seat to my right. A dozen or two Academy students were on the flight, and hopefully they're all as excited for the program as Denisha Chase who sat to my left. The trip is study abroad for her.
Didn't get in any sleep, but knocked off a New Yorker and a half and watched some TV and He's Just Not That Into You. Could have been decent, failed. How did the people making the movie not realize they were blowing it that badly? How could they have justified that script to themselves? What made them think gays should be the new Magic Negro? Ugly. Why did so many young people have landlines? Where was a little thing called Facebook? But I did like Affleck and Aniston.
The Frankfurt airport is now even more packed than when I began this post. Signage could be better — Germans, you're letting me down — but I guess navigating between terminals, through a passport line and a security check without any English earns the airport two thumbs up.
On the front row of airport newstand racks, National Geographic is two magazines down from Playboy. A little cart brought stacks upon stacks of newspapers to the store, so … take heart, Web-hating journalists?
Sunrise here is blocked by a few buildings but looks good above them. Salzburg flight in two hours. Time to hit the Camel smoking lounge? No.