November 19, 2009 12:42 PM

Hard truths about cheeseburgers

Kevin Pang concludes his service as Chicago Tribune Cheeseburger Bureau Chief with a gallery of recommendations and revelations.

"Look out, bacon. … Egg with runny yolk is the new sexy topping."

"Ketchup and mustard are overrated as condiments. Too acidic and pungent, respectively. If you must, add a little. Underrated: mayo."

"Steer clear of feta, bleu and brie as cheese options."

I'm at a lot of losses these days, but among them I'm at a loss on my favorite burger. In the last few months, I've had Five Guys, Hell Burger, Elevation Burger, Counter Burger, GoodBurger, and a couple others.

Preparation has generally gone one of two ways — lettuce-tomato-mayo-American (with local red sauce if available) or mushroom-Swiss. The former has been exceptional more than the latter, but I haven't taken the treatments head to head any place. I may give the edge to Five Guys. Pang points out the importance of the bun, and I agree. Probably need to go back to Hell and Elevation for more research.

2 responses ...

  1. matt says:

    White Spot at UVA has been putting eggs on burgers for years. The Gus burger is awesome, and I am not sure but I am probably one of the few to eat one in the wee hours of the morning completely sober. Does this make me trendy, the Gusburger not the sobriety?

  2. Patrick says:

    Absolutely. Great burger appreciation should never come with conditions. That'd be like if only birds could become airplane pilots. (Maybe?)

Thoughts?