Wasn't me, but Robert Putnam and I like it
MEMORANDUM
TO: 6th Floor Residents
FROM: Management
DATE: November 9, 2009
RE: Removing DoormatsIt has been brought to our attention that someone is taking the doormats from apartments and switching them around on the 6th floor. Needless to say, many residents are displeased with this action.
This is why I don't have a doormat. Or need to get one. Knock: "Hi, sorry to bother you, you seem to have my doormat. Is this doormat yours, maybe? I'm down the hall in 6–. Patrick, good to meet you…"
