February 23, 2005 6:34 AM

You know the reviewer really likes your band…

…when he spends his first 100 words explaining your name.

First, let's get the band's name out of the way, shall we? Mario Mendoza played professional baseball — shortstop — and was a career .215 hitter. Five of his nine seasons he batted below .200. A lousy average, no question, but he could play defense, and getting a single every five at bats or so was just good enough to keep him in the bigs. In baseball lore, the .200 batting average became known as the Mendoza line, the line below which it's almost impossible to justify not sending a player down to the minors.

Only a band with a sense of humor or a colossal lack of ambition would choose to name itself after such an icon of mediocrity. Then again, maybe the six-piece Brooklyn group (with roots in McLean) the Mendoza Line just admired the player's stick-to-itiveness.

Indeed, Joe Heim has good things to say about The Mendoza Line. I'm partial to the band's girl-sung cover of Bruce's Tougher Than the Rest, contributed to an Uncut covers disc a while back. That audio streams here.

The band's site has MP3s from its new album, Fortune. Alt-country mag No Depression says the sound evokes — among other musicians — early Wilco. With Being There on pause in my CD player right now, I'd say the MP3s definitely point in that direction. My only problem with Mendoza Line is the different vocalists, three men and a woman. Isn't it enough for a band to ask listeners to like one voice?

I guess I was listening to Fleetwood Mac yesterday.

Maybe I have other issues with this band.

February 22, 2005 6:35 AM

Volvo

A week or so ago, local author Edward P. Jones did a reading from his Pulitzer Prize-winning novel, The Known World. The reading was held at a Volvo dealership.

"I've read you're a very private person," one driver asked. "How did you get out here? Did they promise you a car?"

Jones offered a shy smile. "I don't drive."

The reading at the car dealership may have been one of the stranger marriages of highbrow art and the mass market. Even Jones said afterward that when he got the invitation, he figured that he'd be appearing at a school or in a conference room. "I've never been in a car dealership before, not having a car," he mused. "But I used to pass by here on the bus."

He never imagined holding forth in the display room, he said, the members of the audience as exposed to the night through the floor-to-ceiling plate glass windows and bright showroom lights as the latest-model automobiles. "I wonder how they got the cars out."

More.

February 22, 2005 6:34 AM

Erma

E-Media Tidbits had a good item the other day; the Erma Bombeck Online Museum has recently posted some of the columnist's earliest work, pieces from when she was 19. Details and link are here.

February 22, 2005 6:33 AM

Yes I am

The Post had a couple weird NFL stories a few weeks back. First, a guy pretended to be a valet and stole Redskins WR Rod Gardner's SUV.

Gardner, 27, denied anything of the sort happened before taking the field for practice, saying he had been confused with someone else who had the same last name. "I don't know where that came from," Gardner said, when asked about the robbery. Gardner said the information was incorrect and that police had confused him with someone named "Derrick Gardner."

However, law enforcement officials said Gardner gave his name to authorities, listed FedEx Field as his address and listed his occupation as a football player.

Then, there was the guy who allegedly called up top players, pretended he was other players, and asked them to wire money. According to police, they did.

February 21, 2005 7:09 PM

I hate apartment searching

Even on Craigslist.

February 21, 2005 11:08 AM

Dear Chicagoland breakfasters

Cereality, the bountiful cereal eatery of my dreams, is opening a franchise this spring in your city, somewhere in the financial district. Please patronize this establishment enough for the company to open a D.C. franchise. Philadelphians, the same still holds for you.

February 21, 2005 11:07 AM

Why indie mosquitos buzz in indie people's ears

Casey and I have agreed in the past — I'd link if I could remember where — that Pitchfork's Most Pitchfork Moment Ever likely was the site's review of William Basinski's Disintegration Loops, which awarded a 9.4/10 to the sound of music loop tapes physically disintegrating.

Thankfully, we learned this past week, the Basinski bandwagon was still rolling along. Pitchfork gave a 7.7 to his new Silent Night, "an ambient excursion built of soft, humming drones that swell and recede under and over a hissing, bug-like drone," and an 8.0 to Variations: A Movement in Chrome Primitive, "piano loops played against each other in endless variations."

This music is not my music, but I wish these reviewers all the more power they have coming to them. My music is more Remastered Hits: The Best of Bachman-Turner Overdrive, which Pitchfork gave a 0.0.

Bonus BTO content
Roommate Mark's August 2001 review of a free BTO street concert.

"Anyway, first, the concert rocked because it was free. Second, I've never seen so many old people cheer since the opening scene of Matlock. Straight up, BTO can play. And they did the typical format: Play the obscure and old stuff first to keep everyone around for the big famous-song finale, much like the 11:00 news waits to do sports and weather last, so you have to sit through the boring story about the little boy and the dog sodomized by Congressmen. Anyway, you would have thought that at one point, Coop, myself or any of the other 1000 people crammed onto G street munching on free Ben and Jerrys would have taken a page out of Homer's book and simply screamed: 'Play Takin Care of Business!' And then when they did, scream: 'Get to the good part!'

But we didn't. We didn't need to. They played a solid hour of their work, most of it I've never heard but got into as much as the standard, Taking Care of Business and You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet, which they finished with after a rousing drum solo. Then, after the encore, they delivered Roll on Down the Highway, which got the crowd into a frenzy reminiscent of Matthew Broderick going ape on Twist and Shout during the parade in Ferris Bueller."

Bonus BTO content: Expanded edition
A Roll on Down the Highway moment.

February 20, 2005 1:05 PM

Hakuna Matata

Disney is making a movie of C.S. Lewis' The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe. "Sequels may follow. But films are only the spearhead of a corporate initiative that is likely to include a theme park presence, toys, clothing, video games and whatever other tchotchkes the infinitely resourceful Disney team can devise."

But this time, the pros at Disney are wrestling with a special challenge: how to sell a screen hero who was conceived as a forthright symbol of Jesus Christ, a redeemer who is tortured and killed in place of a young human sinner and who returns in a glorious resurrection that transforms the snowy landscape of Narnia into a verdant paradise.

Directing the movie is Andrew Adamson, who previously helmed Shrek and Shrek 2. The New York Times has more.

But what the newspaper doesn't share with you is the author's own take on the matter. Lewis is of course long passed, but in the Times book section in 1956, he has an essay, "Sometimes Fairy Stories May Say Best What's to be Said." Keeping a modest tone, he explains the complementary urges to write an imaginative story to children and to write out his heart — a religious one — to the world.

A PDF of the article is available for $2.95 on the Times site, but it also turns up in a Lewis compendium, On Stories: And Other Essays on Literature. With Amazon's full text search engine, the whole essay is readable in two chunks, pages one through three and page four.

A middle excerpt is vivid on his creative process.

Some people seem to think that I began by asking myself how I could say something about Christianity to children; then fixed on the fairytale as an instrument; then collected information about child-psychology and decided what age-group I'd write for; then drew up a list of basic Christian truths and hammered out "allegories" to embody them. This is all pure moonshine. I couldn't write in that way at all. Everything began with images; a faun carrying an umbrella, a queen on a sledge, a magnificent lion. At first there wasn't even anything Christian about them; that element pushed itself in of its own accord. It was part of the bubbling.

Then came the Form. As these images sorted themselves into events (i.e., became a story) they seemed to demand no love interest and no close psychology. But the Form which excludes these things is the fairy tale. And the moment I thought of that I fell in love with the Form itself: its brevity, its severe restraints on description, its flexible traditionalism, its inflexible hostility to all analysis, digression, reflections and "gas". I was now enamoured of it. Its very limitations of vocabulary became an attraction; as the hardness of the stone pleases the sculptor or the difficulty of the sonnet delights the sonneteer.

On that side (as Author) I wrote fairy tales because the Fairy Tale seemed the best ideal Form for the stuff I had to say.

Then of course the Man in me began to have its turn. I thought I could see how stories of this kind could steal past a certain inhibition which had paralysed much of my own religion in childhood. Why did one find it so hard to feel as one was told one ought to feel about God or about the sufferings of Christ? I thought the chief reason was that one was told one ought to. An obligation to feel can freeze feelings. And reverence itself did harm. The whole subject was associated with lowered voices; almost as if it were something medical. But supposing that by casting all these things into an imaginary world, stripping them of their stained-glass and Sunday school associations, one could make them for the first time appear in their real potency? Could one not thus steal past those watchful dragons? I thought one could.

That was the Man's motive. But of course he could have done nothing if the Author had not been on the boil first.

Something to think about with your Happy Meal.

February 20, 2005 9:57 AM

If you use Ofoto

You should read this column from the San Francisco Chronicle. Basically, if you don't buy anything from the service for a year, its proprietors can delete your photos. Not Recycle Bin deleting, but permanent deleting. Same type of deal with Snapfish.

I now have some prints, and Ofoto now has some money.

February 20, 2005 9:56 AM

Josh Rouse

I've seen his name before, but I sure can't you where or why. No matter. Amazon has recommended his latest to me on the basis of Ghost Is Born buying, and I like the sound some.

Nashville isn't available until Tuesday, but the first European single, Winter in the Hamptons, is online. While I usually don't like upscale Northeast references (sorry Ryan Adams, sorry James Taylor, the rest of your catalogs are fine), Rouse has an airier take, almost to the point of Garden State filtration, and makes me glad winter is more than halfway past. You can visit his official site for some information, but you have to visit his label to hear the song.

Season check
Winter began December 21, 2004.

Winter will end March 20, 2005.

Ryan Adams check
His Web site now has a picture of worms and nothing else. If you click on various worms, they make squealing noises. On fan site AnsweringBell.com, there are lyrics to Magnolia Mountain (previously streamed on his site and noted here).