August 12, 2004 2:57 PM

Next week, f(h)M

Writing for Slate, Dan Chiasson comes up with the best science metaphor I've read since Pitchfork's N.E.R.D. astrophysics lesson. Discussing the literary work of Maxim magazine executives, Chiasson writes:

Dennis is supporting A Glass Half Full with a reading tour (info at www.felixdennis.com) of England and the States, dubbed the "Did I Mention The Free Wine?" tour. The idea is, if you show up to hear Dennis read his poems, he pours you copious glasses of expensive French vintages from his private collection. The crowds have overflowed, which the tour organizer attributes to "real enthusiasm" for Dennis' poems, adding that most people attending "had never been to a poetry reading before." Now, hold on a minute: I'm no lab scientist, but I dimly recall from sophomore Bio the notion of thorough controls for one's experiments, and I might humbly suggest that Dennis run controls both for his poetry and for his wine. I'd recommend a simultaneous poetry tour named, perhaps, "Did I Mention There Is No Free Wine?" and another, omitting poetry entirely, called simply "Free Wine."

August 12, 2004 2:54 PM

Sound you can lose a filling by

Says CNET: "If you've ever wanted to convert your sofa into a giant subwoofer, Crowson Technology's TES 100 is for you."

Also says CNET: "The ultradeep bass line in Bass Factory 808's Woofer Warm-up made our couch pulsate like a techno club's dance floor, and the track Hypnotize Me made it feel as though the floor was rippling under our feet."

August 11, 2004 6:23 PM

Clinton on television

For the Joliet Herald News, Emily's latest column ponders what roles the former president might play on television. Meanwhile, the paper's online poll asks, "Have you ever had contact with a bat?" To determine what kind of bat the question regards, read yesterday's story about a bat.

August 11, 2004 4:24 PM

Photo gallery of the month

The St. Petersburg Times shoots a back-to-school fashions gallery with area teenagers. Every kid talks about his or her clothes: "My older brother (in college) said he would have dressed like this when he was my age, but my parents never bought the clothes for him. He never asked."

August 10, 2004 10:40 PM

Blogging by ansible

My warm feelings for science fiction extend only to the friendliest of its commentaries on humanity: Star Wars (IV-VI), Orson Scott Card and other assets that pop up only now and again. Popping up recently has been Isaac Asimov and the fresh and jiggy I, Robot. After loving the trailer, I still haven't seen the movie. Between mediocre reviews and circumstance, the adaption is likely joining my growing 2004 once-wanted-to-see-but-didn't list. (Hello, Terminal. Hello, Welcome to Mooseport. Hello, Win a Date with Tad Hamilton.)

But forget these new robots for a second. You remember Norby? The little mixed-up robot? Maybe you do and maybe you don't. The Web sure doesn't. Of the 698,000 Asimov hits on Google right now, fewer than a 1,000 mention Norby. Maybe Norby is a niche.

Anyway, a series of 1980s books by Asimov and his wife, Janet, send the rules-following robot and his young friends all over the galaxy. Adventures ensue, as does a comic serialization in Boy's Life, where Asimov long-time contributed and where I would first find him.

Related — what's the latest on the Ender's Game movie?

Fresco Pictures has the details: As of February, the X-Men 2 writers were working on a second draft of the script. Wolfgang Peterson (Das Boot, Air Force One, The Perfect Storm, Troy) was still slated to direct.

August 9, 2004 5:24 PM

Ripped from the headlines

In the St. Petersburg Times a few days ago: "CLEARWATER – A man was arrested Wednesday afternoon after he tore off his shirt, Hulk Hogan-style, in the terminal of the St. Petersburg-Clearwater Airport while he argued with airline officials."

And the story got better from there. I was a little Hulkamaniac. Were you? I even took a vitamin this morning.

The Times has had the pleasure of having the Hulkster as a lifelong area resident. He's been active in county politics (second item); his wife used to own a restaurant. Hogan and his daughter have also stopped in at Tampa Bay Lightning hockey games, with the teen singing national anthems to promote her burgeoning music career. "I told Brooke to sing it straight, with respect," the Hulk told the newspaper before one performance. "If she puts any twist on it, I'll come out and body slam her to the ice."

MTV News has the latest on Brooke Hogan's career; her debut album is scheduled to drop September 21. Her label Web site features audio of the first single, Everything to Me, which is currently beginning a radio run. Lyrics are also online. According to the label's site, the song "showcases Brooke's influences that run the gamut from Stevie Wonder to Pink." I have an opinion on this claim, but I like my bones intact, brother!

August 9, 2004 8:18 AM

Taxi cab regressions

In the reviews of new box office king Collateral, Tom Cruise gets most of the ink, but Jamie Foxx get a nearly equal tone of respect. The respect is coupled with surprise, but anyone who had done anything but uncouple previously would have been unhinged.

A plot point that draws much of the critics' attention is how Foxx's character feels about his work. The cab driving for him is temporary, something forming a reality he refuses to recognize as anything more than an in-between. At face value, however well it plays in the film, his attitude sounds like the moviemaker's more than a cab driver's. Waiting tables is temporary; when a big break comes, you can break. Getting a hack license and maintaining a competitive taxi in Los Angeles strikes of more permanency.

I haven't seen the movie yet and have never worked as a taxi driver, so my assumption about Foxx's character could very well be wrong. But being in a car all day doesn't seem too escapable — at least not after 10 years. A Washington Post story today about a taxi driver's struggles seems to agree.

But having not seen Taxi Driver, the only movie where I can turn for more back-up here is — don't you know it — D.C. Cab. After previously praising the movie and Jamie Foxx here in an entry, I'm glad they can be together again. The character of Baba in D.C. Cab hits exactly along the Collateral plot point: "The big fear … is the fear that the music you're writing or your brilliant first novel that's like a draft away from being a best seller or your plans for law school have to wait … and in the meantime you're becoming a cab driver."

The quote comes from a 1983 Post piece by Edward Sargent, who liked the movie but thought that its realism was hit-or-miss. "Producers of the movie probably don't know that the real-life models for several of their cinematic caricatures rarely drive or ride in taxis," writes Sargent, in the article's generally stilted manner. "These folks usually stand on street corners or travel on the back seats of inner-city Metrobuses where they can be seen smoking marijuana, drinking liquor and talking loudly."

Sargent takes an up-with-people approach to their situations, and now the article reads with the hopefulness of the city's early Barry years and the naivete of the growing cultural gap where crack and the gang wars would slide. But Sargent also picks some spots that more traditionally restrained media commentators would have missed. Take this cover-pulling: "The most astonishing thing about D.C. Cab is its depiction of the Florida Avenue Grill, a Washington inner-city landmark, as a white establishment with a black cook and black cashier who smile and clap, but say nothing. The real restaurant is black-owned."

It's always interesting to see how the movie world and the real world connect. Or don't. Thanks to a friend with archive access for sending me Sargent's article and a couple more. Of the D.C. Cab coverage in '83, the Post reviewers unintentionally hit on topics with lasting saliency. First there's Gary Arnold, writing for the Style section. Notes Arnold:

The most dynamic performer is the young black comedian Charlie Barnett, as a hostile, larcenous driver named Tyrone. If "D.C. Cab" becomes a hit, this debut should do as much for Barnett as "48 Hrs." did for Eddie Murphy a year ago.

Barnett, of course, would not go on to similar movie stardom. But he would gain regular appearances on Miami Vice and be recognized, along with Murphy, as standing among the few break-out black comedians at the time. Barnett would also become well known in New York for his Washington Square Park performances, where he mentored an 18-year-old Dave Chappelle in the early 1990s.

Chappelle talked to Illini Media last year about Barnett: "When I moved to New York, in '91, I walked into a comedy club, and he was just standing at the top of the steps. I had heard that his life had changed, he's addicted to crack, he had AIDS, all this crazy stuff had happened to him. But he used to watch me. At that time he was trying to kick drugs. He had learned that when you're a drug addict you pick your friends by your addiction. … [H]e liked hanging out with me, because I wasn't doing drugs, so he felt like I'd keep him clean."

Barnett would die of AIDS not long thereafter. According to stories in recent years, Chappelle is slowly working on a movie about the comic's life.

On a lighter note, Arnold's D.C. Cab review then goes on to give a 1983 impression of Mr. T:

To universal relief, there's just enough, and not a frown more, of the glowering Mr. T, who has busily worn out of his welcome since justifying the existence of Sylvester Stallone's "Rocky III." T's characterization is pretty squareball, but his wardrobe–knit, skintight jammies in Popsicle colors–supplies plenty of decorative merriment.

Funny how times change. Or don't. For the Weekend section, Rita Kempley's review of the film uses a local cultural touchstone only recently revived:

"D.C. Cab" is a recreational vehicle–a rabblerousing, rambunctious, ramshackle, razzle-dazzle, rickety-rackety, reggae movie in the hack and sack mode.It's about a cosmopolitan cab company and its crew of multi-colored, multi- talented, mostly benign road warriors, an unlikely assortment of Yankee Doodle Dandies who get into upward mobility via their bootstraps. It's a hometown crowd- pleaser set in the streets, hallelujah, and not on the Hill.

But not much really happens here, and if you're looking for motivation or reasonable plot evolution or anything more than a night that feels like sitting in the stands at a really rowdy Redskins game, don't hail this cab.

 

For those wanting a rowdy Redskins game these days, a Gibbs team returns to the preseason tonight. Pray for permanency.

August 8, 2004 7:52 PM

ISO Elysia

Stephen Rodrick writes about Fred McGriff's pursuit of a 500th homer in an article for Slate. The titling gives you a hint at his Rodrick's thoughts: "Pained by Numbers: Who really cares about Fred McGriff's 500th homer?" Worthwhile for your clicking, the author links to the MLB Milestone Tracker, a handy-dandy sortable list of records and plateaus on the horizon.

Also, for those of you here in the Washington metro area, the LAT provides the latest intelligence on when the league may decide the fate of the Expos. August ownership meetings? No chance, says the paper. Think postseason. Maybe.

The siren song of Washington baseball has been on repeat for 30 years, but any signs of life are enough to get me to crash into the rocks over and over again. (Astros planner: "Ooo! Rocks in centerfield! Genius!") The Web has more than a few good Washington baseball links out there. Among them:

-Living History: Finding Walter Johnson. A Senators fan goes hunting for the Big Train at Bethesda's Walter Johnson High School and Johnson's old house in the area. A message board post tells all he found — a modest amount, but still enough to give some vibrancy to the area's baseball past. Seeing the house when I was a kid (going to baseball camp at the high school at the time) was a thrill.

-The Topps hopes. In 1974, the Padres got close enough to D.C. for the Topps company to print both San Diego and Washington versions of the team's cards. We never got that close since.

-A Swamp Odyssey. An amateur baseball sleuth goes in search of Swampoodle Grounds, home to Washington baseball in the 1880s. Gonzaga folks familiar with the name won't be surprised to learn the field was at North Capitol and Massachusetts, with the third-base line running north along North Capitol to G Street. The detective work in finding this location makes for a great read.

For context, the legendary standard Gonzaga history fills in the dates. St. Al's was built in 1859. The school moved into Kohlman Hall in 1871 after the building's 1860s start as an orphanage. ("Looking at Kohlmann Hall today, one can only wonder as to how they fit everything in. However, packing students and faculty in a small building is a long Gonzaga tradition.") The Jesuit Rectory rose in 1887.

-Griffith Stadium. Home to the Senators and Homestead Grays; now the site of Howard University Hospital.

August 6, 2004 2:31 PM

Hinman's hash house

Trio is dead. Long live Trio. Evanston's most expensive restaurant is changing chefs and concepts, kicking it down a notch in price and experimentation. The goal is to become more accessible, the owner tells the Chicago Tribune. "I've reached all of the heights I want to reach."

Read about the last night of the Trio glory days, Evanston friends, and learn of the delicacies down the street that you and I never ate.

August 5, 2004 4:30 PM

Harmony grits

Tom Convery, child of a grits-loving household and alumnus of a grits-loving university, yesterday forwarded me the lyrics of Roy Blount, Jr.'s Song to Grits.

Grits, grits, it's

Grits I sing –

Grits fits

In with anything.

Fortunately for you, the full lyrics are online here.