February 24, 2004 7:00 AM

Puffiness

Kelefa Sanneh hit the sweet spot on the spinning pop culture ball in Sunday's NYT, practically tracing the seams of Sean Combs' try at Broadway.

My favorite paragraph came in the introduction:

More than anything else, of course, Mr. Combs is the pre-eminent hip-hop capitalist. He has mastered the art of conspicuous consumption, and over the years, his excesses have often provoked four stages of envy, no less acute than those five stages of grief. First comes shock: he chartered what? Then scorn: who does he think he is? Then amusement: I suppose he'll want to pilot it himself. And then, finally, understanding, maybe even sympathy: how else were all those guests going to get to his birthday party?

February 23, 2004 4:54 PM

Medill F

A headline on EditorandPublisher.com:

"Neal, Chicago Columnist, Dies Suddenly"

February 23, 2004 3:14 PM

Finale miscellany

I haven't seen last night's finale of Sex and the City, or for that matter any full episode of the last two seasons; but as a fan of the initial seasons, you count me in the surprised camp. After reading the news reports and hearing summaries from friends, the ending sounds too tidy to be satisfying.

Please don't think I'm anti-Big; I've maintained for years that Big is my broad-shouldered alter ego. His heart has been in the right place, but his shoulders (not physically — think gender and masculinity studies here, people) complicate the feelings before they get to his head.

But for a show that focused on the imperfections of sex and relationships for so long, why paint the ending so perfect?

With Big pulling a broad-shouldered When Harry Met Sally chase, why should we assume he can stand still long enough to be The One? I guess everyone's got to settle at some point, but the series seems to fail in answering for men what it inherently asks about women: Why and how do the hardest holdouts give in?

Maybe the movie will answer my questions.

In the meantime, take USATODAY.com's Flash quiz: Which SATC character is your type? Carrie, Charlotte, Miranda, or Samantha? Big, Harry, Steve, or Smith?

My answers: 50% Miranda, 30% Carrie, 20% Charlotte, and 0% Samantha. I'm surprised Miranda won — even topping my longtime SJP allegiance — but I guess maintenance level goes a long way in this quiz. Further than thoughtfulness and creativity at least.

On the other side of the vertical rule (a double entendre for use by a newspaper-designing bizarro Carrie?): 50% Big, 30% Steve, 20% Harry, and 0% Smith.

Related items from the archives:

-3/3/2003: Lucy Ricardo or Carrie Bradshaw?

-7/13/2003: Designing Women, the South's SATC

February 23, 2004 3:07 PM

The Gray Lady's envy

Like the rest of the premium channel world, NYT fashion reporter Ginia Bellafante and author Rachel Cline discussed the possible endings of Sex and the City. Their conversation was printed in an article yesterday morning: Do We Need Men to Be Happy?

I think the highlight, for any j-school alums or creative types in general, came halfway through the piece:

G.B. But Carrie's been part of this family — the family of friends. Now Charlotte, Miranda, Samantha even are all making their own families. What is she going to do? Find a bunch of 28-year-olds to go out drinking with every night?

R.C. She has to start focusing on her work. For six years, she's been writing 350-word essays that end with a wisecrack. I'd like to see her become more creatively engaged.

February 22, 2004 1:39 PM

Paddling beyond the Simpsons

The Jasper quote from the Simpsons teacher strike episode is a classic: "Talking out of turn … that's a paddling. Looking out the window … that's a paddling. Staring at my sandals … that's a paddling. Paddling the school canoe … ooh, you better believe that's a paddling."

But paddling apparently does remain a controversial issue in some school districts, the Washington Post reports this weekend. There are even anti-paddling activists. Who knew?

February 20, 2004 6:10 PM

Reason to

Brian Wilson will perform the Smile album tonight in London. In the fall, Wilson will release the album. The Los Angeles Times provided sketchy details in an article today.

I've always had a soft spot for the greatest Beach Boys album that never was. The sequel to Pet Sounds, the response to Revolver never even neared a final form.

And the possibilities, possibly, struck me at the right time. Because back a decade or so, back before the big box and digital days, back when I played a boom-box with a tape deck, I had a birthday.

I don't remember too much about the birthday or what kind of party went on. But far pre-drinking and even a good ways pre-driving, some losing effort of the double-A ball Frederick Keys was probably involved. Whatever the tween year or circumstances, for that birthday I got a $15 gift certificate to Sam Goody. My good friend Jeff may have given me the present; most of the day's details clearly fled.

But gift certificate in hand, memories stayed a bit better. The nearest Sam Goody at the time squatted on the outer edge of Bethesda in a mini-mall that wasn't so much introverted as it was deeply troubled. Set back from the street, built clay red and metallic, the mall had a dug-in retail moat in front and parking only in back. The lot had plenty of spaces, but few ever found them. The last time I drove by, only a Honeybaked Ham outlet and a Middle Eastern bookstore had survived in the mall. Sam Goody itself would eventually move to another location before failing again and departing the area.

When the doors still swung open, walking around the music store was an enjoyably unencumbered experience. You could move up and down the walls of tapes without manuevering around a soul or fending off a clerk — God bless the world's interpersonal agoraphobia. What was left for me was a seemingly endless selection of the unheard. The thrill and the challenge were the same: plastic cases filled with strings and boom-box substance until then neither noted or known, all available for a price-gunned portion of my $15 gift certificate.

Music appreciation at this point in my life extended only to the city's oldies station and my older cousin Tim's M.C. Hammer tape. Unsurprisingly, Tim had refused to simply give me the tape at my asking (despite a previous Orel Hershiser-Alex Trevino baseball card trade in his favor, to say nothing of the light-hitting Trevino's). With my push toward rap and parachute pants denied, eventually along the Sam Goody walls I ended up at "B" for Beach Boys.

I knew the band enough from the old 104.1 FM to narrow my choices to their long line of tapes in the rack. I took my time deciding but ended up choosing the most songs for my money. The Made in the U.S.A. greatest hits compilation had 25 tracks for about $18. Using the gift certificate and paying the difference, I had myself a tape.

The cassette got a lot of play in the months and years immediately following, and the band's pop of the Pet Sounds era stayed with me even when their early surf rock waned some. The pop at their zenith was so tightly locked that it felt like you needed a thousand keys to unlock "God Only Knows" or the torturous break of "Caroline, No." Brian Wilson had nailed perfection down to punctuation.

But in the liner notes, an essay by Beach Boy biographer David Leaf, I found what seemed at first to be an easier lock to pick. The key was not harmonized but physical:

Throughout the Fall of 1966 and into 1967, The Beach Boys worked on a album that was to be called "Smile." Never completed, never released, it's become the most famous and enigmatic "missing link" in pop music.

"Never completed, never released…" was enough for me. The perpetually unfinished had to stick together. If that thought was only subconscious then, it didn't hurt either that the one song to escape the sessions alive was "Good Vibrations." Gypsy sand there poured out of an oscillating Electro-Theremin box and kicked across three minutes like Doheny. Who knew what else was possible?

Shortly afterward, I saw a magazine article that said Smile might finally be on its way. Brian Wilson was at work, the writer said. I scoured the tape stores for months. My mom even called a store in the days before Christmas that year, just to see if the clerks knew if or when the album might arrive.

I had no luck then and wouldn't have had luck any Christmas since if I had kept looking. The magazine was apparently wrong. After about a year of kid-level hunting, I figured word would be loud enough to hear if the album ever saw the sun. Or caught a wave.

Today when the news came, the glee felt halfway ferromagnetic. The new article wasn't wrong. Wilson had grown up and still managed to back and conclude his "Teenage Symphony to God."

Wilson had gone from untroubled to troubled, then decades later found himself with the time signature and peace to return. At least for himself, or so I hoped, he had proven true one of the supposed Smile lyrics, originally Wordsworth: "The child is the father of the man." I was happy for him for finshing and happy for my tween ears and the assurance of hearing a day–

So slowly spooling and all, it could let me wonder.

February 20, 2004 5:17 PM

A beautiful day in Radioland

As is my Friday custom, I rose at 3 this morning and was out the door at 4:30. During the 20 minute drive to work that followed, the radio made my day.

Turning the ignition, with the dial on 99.5:

1. Beyonce "“ "Crazy in Love"

Then came a switch to 94.7:

2. Norman Greenbaum "“ "Spirit in the Sky"

3. ZZ Top "“ "Tush"

4. Derek and the Dominos "“ "Layla"

Then a switch back to 99.5:

5. Notorious BIG "“ "Hypnotize"

And then I was at work.

February 20, 2004 4:55 PM

The Darkness (Ooh! Guitars!)

Please accept my apologies if you tried to access the site last night and found only a black screen. I hit Blogger's publish button, went to bed and didn't check my computer or site until after work this afternoon. All the nuts and bolts should be back in working order now, this nut included.

February 20, 2004 4:51 PM

Romijn-Stamos, making sense by comparison

According to a Washington Post roundup (fourth item), People is tagging John Mayer and supermodel Heidi Klum as an item. Him, we've discussed at length. Her, she's pregnant and used to date a man named Formula One honcho named Flavio.

A Getty Images photograph shows Klum and Mayer together in January, trying to hail a cab after dinner in SoHo. Mayer, as usual, is making a strange face.

February 19, 2004 9:25 PM

Chuck E. Cheese revisited

Thanks to all who responded to the Chuck E. Cheese and Beatles hard rock posts. With the Liverpool lads, the mix CD is still in the works; I'll post here when I get around to finishing it.

On the ticket-redeeming mouse, the exact topic arose in an rerun of Tea Leoni's Naked Truth today on the WE network. (Yes, the WE network. As I think Drew Carey's Drew Carey once said: It's pH balanced for a woman, but I like it too. I'm hooked on Two Guys and a Girl nee Pizza Place. That crazy Berg.)

Anyway, so I'm watching Naked Truth.

One character asks another, "What does the E in Chuck E. Cheese for?" The second character responds without missing a beat: "Ethel. This is a mouse that goes both ways."

Or similar phrasing. Great minds, people, great minds.