Silver Bullet Bob, I just can't seem to get you in my sights. You're out there, I know "“ out on the road again and up on the stage. But if you could find time to sit down and make a decent greatest hits album, I'd much appreciate the favor.
The two collections of your music so far, they haven't been doing the job. At least the 1994 disc was excusable. Detroit and the auto factory lines weren't doing so well then, and it only made sense for you to show some empathy. You were on those lines once.
But now, with the Big 3 firmly back on their feet, you've come out with a second greatest hits collection just as bad as the first. Quality rockers like "Fire Down Below" and "Rock and Roll Never Forgets" are a minority on the disc. I don't blame you personally, but your manager and label should be held accountable. Your trademark grit doesn't seem to have rubbed off on them. As rare as the included soundtracks and obscure cuts may be, they're no essentials. Unless I've seen and loved movies like Hope Floats, and I haven't, these songs are filler for the fire.
What I did hear and love the other day was "Come to Poppa" off Night Moves. The classic rock station in town was taking 2,004 requests, and some slogger out in radioland must have given a call. I'd never heard the song before "“ maybe even 94.7 had to dig out the vinyl "“ but my car's volume knob caught the deep cut magic and jumped up fast. The song had strut.
You see, songs like "Poppa" bring out strange desires in me. Syndicated, rerun desires. They make me want to be Dr. Johnny Fever. Not 24-7, mind you. Just long enough to drop the needle.
If that dream doesn't happen, and I imagine it won't, what I'd like to do is piece my own Seger hits album together. Legally. Considering an Essentials-like corrective won't come anytime soon, a handpicked Seger disc would be worth my dollar. You'd deserve no less, Silver Bullet Bob.
The job would be so much easier if the tracks were already online. But Seger songs can't be found on the big services right now, not even on the mighty iTunes. Capital Records apparently hasn't cut a license, and their foot-dragging disappoints me.
But I'm not defeated. The dream lives to see another day, and no current limitations will restrict my future. No, sir. You may stop me from chargin' from the gate, Silver Bullet Bob, but you can bet I'll stay tough. Like a rock.
(Ooooo, like a rock.)