And other ways I thought of beginning my U2 Fedex Field review.
-The world's biggest band wants to be the universe's biggest band.
-My ticket was $120. It would've been worth $120 without the band.
-I got dizzy watching Vertigo on the screens, and it was awesome.
-Awesome.
-How is I'll Go Crazy If I Don't Go Crazy Tonight that much better live?
-Only U2: Bono spots a turbaned Sikh fan waving a U.S. flag, pulls him on stage. They sing. Bono also pulls a child out of nowhere to run laps.
-I want a swinging light-up steering wheel microphone at my job.
-Live NFL directors used to impress me. Now they need to step it up.
-The Claw! At one point, I thought there was an invisibility effect.
-Only U2: The stadium of 80,000 felt like an arena of 20,000.
-It's possible nearly everyone I know was at U2 tonight.
(Running tally from Twitter and Fb, will update as needed: Carlos, Jeff, Mollie, Joel, Brian, Sean, Korina, Juan, Jon, Everett, Matt, Greg, Jessica, Lauren, Sarah, Mike, Julie, Mary, Sara, Tricia, Susan, Carl, Armen, Jim.)