In March, I said the Morning News dropped its daily headlines feature along with its daily newsletter. Whether my newsletter reading gave me attribution bias, my 800×600 monitor made me miss the obvious or the headlines did indeed disappear from the site's homepage for a while, my statement was incorrect. The feature never missed a day. I found it again last week.
So, to make up for this inaccuracy, yesterday I read the archived headlines since the point where I'd pronounced them dead. Making it a true weekend morning, Norah Jones' first album was the soundtrack for the hour. It was better and more intense than I remembered it, building the already sterling "Norah Jones Releases First Album for Third Time" argument. Along the way, I made things up to the site with a list of monthly favorites.
March. "Have you found love on a coach?" tries to explain the British bus company-generated statistic of one in 30 riders falling in love on a bus. The reporter turns to the same bus company for a scientific explanation.
So what is it that is sparking the roadside romance? A sense of shared adventure? Travelling down the open road, watching the countryside rolling past and car tail lights glowing in the dusk?
"We're not sure why coach travel sparks love and friendship between passengers, perhaps it is the excitement of the unknown, the spare time people have to relax or the smell of sherbet lemons that causes people to fall for a fellow passenger," offers Karen Beasley of National Express.
This link barely beats one describing how to sign up for a free Times Select account with a .edu e-mail address. I still have one, but stop when asked to lie about my graduation date. Messing with competitors is against company rules. But you search and make the call for you.
April. "Things I've Bought That I Love" is Office writer/actress Mindy Kaling's random shopping blog. She writes to "you guys" — awesome.
I like looking at cut flowers at people's houses and in doctor's offices and stuff, but when someone gives them to me, I'm like jesus christ, now what? Unless the flowers are like, in a vase already, I'm at a loss. And even if they're in a vase, I secretly kind of hate the fact that in a few days, I have to like, throw them out, have to wash and clean out weird gooky water that smells bad, and petals to pick up.
The first season of the Office, an ex-boyfriend (a lot of boyfriends, I know. Get used to it.) sent me roses at work and they stayed on my desk for weeks until the smell of rotting organic matter got so bad Michael Schur threw them away and like screamed at me. This was, by the way, when Paul, Mike, Ben-Jo and I all shared one office and there were only three computers, and our shared office was the size of a handicapped bathroom stall. First season was tough, man. Remember "Hot Girl"? No? See!
Runners-up are links to the current edition of Oxford American, which reminds me the New Yorker of the South deserves my subscription money (I put this off until life returns to normal circulation Monday), and quotes from the old Batman series in which Adam West lectures Robin.
Batman: "Robin, you haven't fastened your safety bat-belt."
Robin: "We're only going a couple of blocks."
Batman: "It won't be long until you are old enough to get a driver's license, Robin, and you'll be able to drive the Batmobile and other vehicles. Remember, motorist safety."
Robin: "Gosh, Batman, when you put it that way…."
May. "Machine translation or Faulkner?" asks, well, that. As you might expect, the Faulkner is all Sound the Fury. The "machine translation" passages come from various German writers. I get five of 12 right. Can you believe both the Faux Faulkner and Imitation Hemingway contests appear to be dead now? They don't appear to be online since 2005. If they still exist without a Web presence, they need help. They need a revival.
June. "Viewing American class divisions through Facebook and MySpace" is danah boyd's controversial essay you may've seen through Digg or other sources late last month.
The goodie two shoes, jocks, athletes, or other "good" kids are now going to Facebook. These kids tend to come from families who emphasize education and going to college. They are part of what we'd call hegemonic society. They are primarily white, but not exclusively. They are in honors classes, looking forward to the prom, and live in a world dictated by after school activities.
MySpace is still home for Latino/Hispanic teens, immigrant teens, "burnouts," "alternative kids," "art fags," punks, emos, goths, gangstas, queer kids, and other kids who didn't play into the dominant high school popularity paradigm. These are kids whose parents didn't go to college, who are expected to get a job when they finish high school. These are the teens who plan to go into the military immediately after schools. Teens who are really into music or in a band are also on MySpace. MySpace has most of the kids who are socially ostracized at school because they are geeks, freaks, or queers.
Whether you agree with the conclusions or not, and whether you can connect with the lowercase name or not, the essay should be required reading for the social-networking industry. Previous articles have tackled the growing foreign populations on various U.S. social-networking services, but boyd's may be among the first to analyze national demographic divisions and their effects. Read her blog for hundreds of responding comments and her subsequent response to the commenters. Her homepage articulates the starting point well: "My research focuses on how people negotiate a presentation of self to unknown audiences in mediated contexts."
Runner-up is an interview with Paul Ford — aka F-Train aka TMN's Gary Benchley — about his one-man digitization of the Harper's archives. "Creating this archive is certainly the hardest thing I've ever done–much harder than writing a novel, for instance," Ford says. "The trade for that work is that I have learned a great deal: about programming, about editing, about American history, about changing styles in prose and art, about typography, about the pagination of magazines in the 1920s."
Bonus is going to Ford's site for the first time in too long and finding his April post on relaunching the full Harper's site. Read it here. The feelings are certainly familiar.
"The project is gone, taking with it the nearly monastic order it gave to life," he writes. "In its place there is: one, the need for praise (even if they march you down the hall on their shoulders it will never fill up the well), two, the sense of failure (all those problems left unsolved, all the rough edges and clutter that you couldn't distill to simplicity), and three, the sudden awareness of insignificance (all you have done is to turn on another blinking screen among the blinking billions in the media night sky)."
July. "A Librarian's Guide to Etiqutte" is a blog. The tagline is "A polite librarian is a good librarian." Apparently, it is two and a half years old.
Every librarian should identify a nemesis within their library. This person can bear the brunt of all your frustration, moaning, and general ill will. Think of this colleague, patron, or pesky employee as the mascot for your misery. No search committee required.
And now we're caught up.