Old Elvis bookmarks, day 4 of 5

If you’re sick of Elvis, consider this an old bread bookmark, day 1 of 1.

If there’s anything I’ve learned by reading ElvisNews.com, it’s that Elvis fans are a defensive bunch. Mess with Elvis, you mess with them.

So when a British breadmaker decided to make loaves of bread in the shape of the King’s head, fans got angry. There was even a petition. The breadmaker dropped the idea.

What else angers Elvis fans? Among other things:
The auctioning of the gold-plated handgun Elvis used to blast the TVs at Graceland.
The selling of a bootleg called Elvis’ Greatest Shit, a collection of his worst music, with the album cover featuring a fake photo of Elvis in a coffin.
The casting of an Elvis miniseries.

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