You wear glasses for distance reading, especially in the dark. The glasses are standard for a night drive, so they rarely leave your car. In the office, in presentation meetings, you choose a good, close seat, so you can read the screen. When you’re elsewhere in the building, you just look a little closer. You look closer when you pass a DVD sitting on a desk and wonder about the title. You read it as Bum Notice, b-u-m. You are incorrect.