Sure, the franchise now has 600+ members in its Facebook group, but won’t anyone think of the ice cream? All the buckets uneaten? The ice cream men and women suffering lost business? All of the truth that ice cream provides, forsaken for umlauts and yogurt? What a world.
(Melissa has since returned to America. We’re closing the bureau. The fact is we can effectively cover the rest of the Fruz from Washington.)