I guess it’s birthday horoscopes or nothing

This sad milestone was a long time coming, but June was the first month since March 2002 where I didn’t post anything at all in this blog. Life has been wildly busy. We bought a house and moved! We spent a few weeks in the Pacific Northwest and then North Carolina. In the meantime, work for both of us has been in more hectic periods.

But I read this poem called “How to Spend a Birthday” the other day and thought, “If you can’t blog about birthday horoscopes, what good is this blog?” Tough but fair. “Let the drunken mariachis blaze their way, / streaking like crazed hyena / over a brown hill, just underneath / a perfect birthday moon.”

So, onto the birthday horoscopes for June 25, 2017.

Holiday Mathis: “You get fantastic results as a leader who asks people to do their best. You’re not looking for perfection, just for honesty and solid efforts. You’ll be overjoyed with the spoils in August. Make a tidy arrangement in November; more rewards come in February. Diversify your interests and change up your crew in 2018. Capricorn and Virgo adore you. Your lucky numbers are: 9, 16, 5, 40 and 28.”

Eugenia Last: “Share your thoughts and feelings. Know what you are up against and remain moderate when asked to pitch in, donate or take on too much. Indulgence and overreacting will hold you back. Take small but manageable steps forward and you will reach your destination with fewer delays and more rewards. Offer peace and love, not discord and excess. Your numbers are 3, 14, 22, 25, 29, 36, 41.”

Georgia Nichols: “You have the courage of your own convictions. You love to travel and experience different lifestyles. This year will bring excitement, adventure and more freedom than you have experienced in recent years. It’s a time to move away from old routines and feel loose and free! For many, a major change will occur, perhaps as significant as what occurred around 2008. It’s time to test your future!”

Jacqueline Bigar: “This year you often want to relate to others more openly and with greater sensitivity. Your inclination to want to fix situations and help people emerges. Be careful, as your ‘fix’ might not be what the person in question wants. If you are single, you could meet someone who fulfills many of your fantasies. Though this relationship might not be forever, you will experience a lot of passion. If you are attached, the two of you often spend hours laughing together. Curb a tendency to spend a lot and break the budget. LEO gets uncomfortable around you, as you seem to see right through him or her.”

Sally Brompton: “A Mars-Jupiter link on your birthday will boost both your energy and your enthusiasm – and therefore your chances of success – but it will also make you more reckless than you need to be. If you look before you leap you’ll be okay. If not…”

Love that ellipsis. I’m excited for the year ahead.

One thought on “I guess it’s birthday horoscopes or nothing”

  1. good to have you back. As a Leo, I have to say I didn’t think I was uncomfortable around you. I may have to revise my thinking because the stars don’t lie.

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